stunt bitches
toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”
fries
do you ever look back at your mistakes
(Source: aiclan, via annakendricks)
your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi
(via snaggle-puss)